For my friend Gary, I present Rules for Drunk Bastards, which includes the following pearl:
For the sake of the children, leave the pistol at home.
While you're at it, leave the children at home, too.
Link found on the excellent blog of one John Tolva, an ex-colleague from my Georgia Tech days.
I love reading John's blog - slightly geeky, global in outlook and casually comfortable in it's erudition. It's alot like talking with John face-to-face, in fact.
Did I mention that -- when I was courting my wife -- John suggested that I impress her with the virtual gorillas at Tech's GVU. Damn -- all them smarts, and the guy's a romantic too. (Thus endeth this man-crush interlude.)