I'm up way too late, writing some draft documentation for work. I should just go straight to bed, but I wanted to share a list with you. (Yes, Internet. You.) So, with that... here's a list of things that... when your feeble little brain is grasping for that term... the one that means “premature contractions that may signal the very beginnings of the onset of labor.”
They're called Braxton-Higgs contractions. They are not called...
- Toni Braxton contractions
- Hoyt Axton contractions
- Bill Paxton contractions
- Myers-Briggs contractions
And finally... no matter how badly you might wish it were true. They also, sadly, are never to be referred to as...
- Action Jackson contractions
I learned all of this the hard way. Do not repeat my mistakes.
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