Against my better judgement, the wife and I tried a meal at "Champs" sports bar and grille over at Easton Town Center today. You'd think I would've learned my lesson after my last brush with mass-market, middle-of-the-road 'family fare' type sitdowns. But no. No, I didn't.
So, continuing in my proud tradition of brand-relaunches, I will hereafter refer to 'Champs' as 'Cramps', based on the violent reaction my body has had to their 'BBQ Salmon' entree.
Update: My wife recently reminded me of the horrible Choxie incident of 2005. After which, I relaunched that brand as 'Diarrhoxie'. I am beginning to think that perhaps the problem lies with me.
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