The simple recipe for holding my wife's attention for hours on end:
- Count down 100 of anything. (Greatest songs of the 80s, Worst Celebrity Haircuts, etc.)
- Intercut talking b-list celebrity heads against greenscreens.
The other night, she was crestfallen when Barbara Walter's 30 Mistakes in 30 Years was (a) only 30 items long; and (b) extremely lame.