Soldier Ant 

This doesn't happen often, thank God. But today I had a breakfast experience of horrific proportions. I really don't want to go into it, honestly. But it was so bad that I actually said to my dear sweet wife.. "I don't want to eat it! It's terrible! It tastes like rot in my mouth!" (And no, said wife was not responsible for the state of the breakfast. It's a long story and, like I said, I don't wanna go into it.)