Now how the hell did I miss this last year? God, or Satan -- the juries still out -- revealed himself in the form of fish last March:
According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.Fortunately, the scaley prophet was quickly subdued:
The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah. Rosen tried to kill the fish but injured himself. It was finally butchered by Nivelo and sold.The fish's final sermon was delivered with a lovely lemon sauce and parsley garnish.