Okay, once you start looking for Criminal Masterminds, it seems that contenders just come out of the woodwork.
“The prime suspect in a vandalism spree in Bloomingdale has red hair, a prominent nose, and stands about a foot tall. Police haven't been able to catch him because he flies away so quickly after committing his crimes.[...]
Apparently, the bird thinks he's pecking away at a rival woodpecker. But it's his own reflection that sends him into a fury. And that's making his human neighbors furious, too.”
Jersey represent!
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